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Find concerts, theatre, comedy, magic, and cabaret in London ranked by pick-me risk before you book.
London is rich in theatre, comedy, cabaret, and immersive formats, which makes pick-me risk worth checking before you book.
London - Theatre - Musical
Sondheim Theatre - 2026-09-22, 19:30
Choose assigned seating over floor, pit, or general admission if you want to disappear.
Biggest contributors: volume 34/100, proximity 18/100.
London - Theatre - Musical
The Arts at Marble Arch - 2026-09-22, 19:30
Choose assigned seating over floor, pit, or general admission if you want to disappear.
Biggest contributors: volume 34/100, proximity 18/100.
London - Theatre - Musical
Prince of Wales Theatre - 2026-09-22, 19:30
Choose assigned seating over floor, pit, or general admission if you want to disappear.
Biggest contributors: volume 34/100, proximity 18/100.
London - Theatre - Drama
St Martin's Theatre - 2026-09-22, 15:00
Book a normal assigned seat; rear-center is the quietest social footprint.
Biggest contributors: volume 34/100, proximity 18/100.
London - Theatre - Musical
Shaftesbury Theatre - 2026-09-22, 19:30
Choose assigned seating over floor, pit, or general admission if you want to disappear.
Biggest contributors: volume 34/100, seat exposure 22/100.
London - Theatre - Musical
Prince Edward Theatre - 2026-09-22, 19:30
Choose assigned seating over floor, pit, or general admission if you want to disappear.
Biggest contributors: volume 34/100, seat exposure 22/100.
London - Theatre - Musical
Lyceum Theatre - 2026-09-22, 19:30
Choose assigned seating over floor, pit, or general admission if you want to disappear.
Biggest contributors: volume 34/100, seat exposure 22/100.
London - Theatre - Musical
Lyric Theatre - 2026-09-22, 19:00
Choose assigned seating over floor, pit, or general admission if you want to disappear.
Biggest contributors: volume 34/100, seat exposure 22/100.
London - Theatre - Musical
Cambridge Theatre - 2026-09-22, 19:00
Choose assigned seating over floor, pit, or general admission if you want to disappear.
Biggest contributors: volume 34/100, seat exposure 22/100.
London - Theatre - Drama
Gillian Lynne Theatre - 2026-09-22, 19:00
Book a normal assigned seat; rear-center is the quietest social footprint.
Biggest contributors: volume 34/100, seat exposure 22/100.
London - Theatre - Musical
Gielgud Theatre - 2026-09-22, 19:00
Choose assigned seating over floor, pit, or general admission if you want to disappear.
Biggest contributors: volume 34/100, seat exposure 22/100.
London - Theatre - Drama
Globe Theatre, Shakespeare's Globe - 2026-09-22, 14:00
Book a normal assigned seat; rear-center is the quietest social footprint.
Biggest contributors: volume 34/100, seat exposure 22/100.
London - Theatre - Musical
Aldwych Theatre - 2026-09-22, 14:30
Choose assigned seating over floor, pit, or general admission if you want to disappear.
Biggest contributors: volume 34/100, seat exposure 22/100.
London - Theatre - Drama
Phoenix Theatre - 2026-09-22, 19:00
Book a normal assigned seat; rear-center is the quietest social footprint.
Biggest contributors: volume 34/100, seat exposure 22/100.
London - Theatre - Musical
Dominion Theatre - 2026-09-22, 19:30
Choose assigned seating over floor, pit, or general admission if you want to disappear.
Biggest contributors: volume 34/100, seat exposure 22/100.
London - Theatre - Drama
Troubadour Canary Wharf Theatre - 2026-09-22, 19:30
Book a normal assigned seat; rear-center is the quietest social footprint.
Biggest contributors: volume 34/100, seat exposure 22/100.
London - Theatre - Drama
Theatre Royal Haymarket - 2026-09-22, 19:00
Book a normal assigned seat; rear-center is the quietest social footprint.
Biggest contributors: volume 34/100, seat exposure 22/100.
London - Theatre - Musical
Apollo Victoria Theatre - 2026-09-22, 19:30
Choose assigned seating over floor, pit, or general admission if you want to disappear.
Biggest contributors: volume 34/100, seat exposure 22/100.
London - Theatre - Podcast
Leicester Square Theatre - 2026-09-22, 19:00
Book a normal assigned seat; rear-center is the quietest social footprint.
Biggest contributors: volume 34/100, seat exposure 22/100.
London - Variety - Cabaret
The Lost Estate - 2026-09-23, 18:45
Book a normal assigned seat; rear-center is the quietest social footprint.
Biggest contributors: proximity 38/100, seat exposure 36/100.
London - Variety - Cabaret
O2 Forum Kentish Town - 2027-02-17, 19:00
Book a normal assigned seat; rear-center is the quietest social footprint.
Biggest contributors: proximity 38/100, seat exposure 36/100.
London - Variety - Cabaret
Soho Theatre Walthamstow - 2026-11-26, 19:30
Book a normal assigned seat; rear-center is the quietest social footprint.
Biggest contributors: proximity 38/100, seat exposure 36/100.
Quick questions
The lowest current pick-me risk listing on this DontPikMe page is Les Miserables at Sondheim Theatre, estimated at 6/100 risk. Choose assigned seating over floor, pit, or general admission if you want to disappear.
DontPikMe compares public event-listing text, venue context, category, seating exposure, interaction language, and known format signals. This page currently has 22 listings, 22 lower-risk picks, and 11/100 average pick-me risk.
Choose assigned seating away from front rows and aisles. Rear-center seats usually create the cleanest distance from hosts and roaming performers.