Spotlight survival guides
Read this before someone with a microphone makes eye contact
Practical notes for choosing shows, cities, and seats where the performers perform and you remain a tasteful silhouette in the audience.
What to look for in rooms, formats, front rows, and suspiciously intimate tables.
Theatre Theatre where the fourth wall stays employedBrowse current listings with seat advice and pick-me risk estimates.
Las Vegas Vegas shows for people who came to observeBig stages, bigger personalities, and the DontPikMe read on where to sit.
New York New York picks with lower pick-me riskCurrent shows ranked for crowd work, proximity, immersive format, and safer seats.
London London theatre and comedy without surprise audience dutiesGuides for booking a brilliant night without being assigned homework by a host.